You're Gonna Love My Nuts
Shamwow/Slapchop Creep Busted
Vince Shlomi, spokes-creep for Shamwow and Slapchop has been busted for punching out a hooker who bit his tongue and wouldn't let it go.
She was probably biting his tongue to shut him the hell up so she could service his dumb ass and hit the road.
Shlomi, who's name sounds a lot like Shlomo, paid the woman $930 in twenties for a round of straight sex, with no frills.
Now, forgive me if I am out of the hooker and john loop, but for $930 doesn't one get all sorts of gross hooker extras?
If I was shelling out just shy of a grand for sex, she'd have to look like Heidi Klum and be able to lick the paint off a wall.