She Just "Forgot All About It."
Laura Bush merrily told reporters that she "just forgot all about" Obama's unofficial State of the Union address.
That's right, she and her disinterested bum of a husband had better things to do than watch the President's first formal address to Congress.
So, I guess unless it involves them personally, neither Bush could give a rat's ass about the state of the nation.
How predictable was that?
Meanwhile, the new president and his wife have returned the White House to its former luster.
Their Wednesday night cocktail parties are all the rage, with musicians like Earth, Wind and Fire and Stevie Wonder on hand to get everyone out of their seats.
Can you imagine the White House rocking with Stevie Wonder's "Superstitious"? What bliss.