And the Winner is...
The votes are in on my DNC donation sweepstakes.
The unanimous winner is Grey Bird, who won a deluxe, trashy lesbian pulp fiction paperback from my private collection.
Thanks to everyone who donated to the DNC or Democrat candidates.
I urge everyone to find some way to help oust Bush and get a Democrat elected so our nation can start to clean up the wreckage he's caused in virtually every arena.
I plan to sponsor future contests, so be sure to save your shekels and donate to the Democrats so you can register to win semi-fabulous prizes!