Thursday, April 20, 2006

Could It Be?

By now, everyone's heard that Karl Rove has been relieved of some of his White House duties, "in order to concentrate on GOP elections."
Could it be that Rove was demoted because he's about to be indicted?
Read "The Nation's" David Corn's take on things here:

Meanwhile, did everyone catch Bush talking about keeping Rumsfeld, calling himself "The Decider"?
He said: "I say, I listen to all voices, but mine is the final decision. And Don Rumsfeld is doing a fine job. He's not only transforming the military, he's fighting a war on terror. He's helping us fight a war on terror. I have strong confidence in Donald Rumsfeld. I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense."
What an asshole.


Karen Zipdrive said...

The Decider is a pretty hilarious nickname for Bush- but can any of you come up with the perfect nickname for him?

Trish said...

I still think Ann Richards calling him Little Shrub was hilarious, but not really current.

dusty said...

I will always refer to our dipshit in chief as the Shrub..

Great command of the English language there Georgie..When I saw the clip on tv that you are referring to I was embarrassed for our country as a whole..The world will see that clip and go..WTF did that jackass call himself?

Lulu Maude said...

Let's not underestimate the lying sack of shit tricks Rove brings to every campaign. He needs to get out there and lie those Republican rubber stamps into another term.

The Decider!

larkohio said...

Isn't it great that he hears voices? He is the decider all right, what an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Once Karl Rove is convicted, he should be caged in Lafayette Square across from the White House where people can stop by and throw rocks at him till they get bored. After everyone (and I do mean EVERYONE) loses interest in doing that, he should be shipped off to Abu Ghraib, entrusted to the very same Iraqis that have been tortured in our name, and made to share his cell with Doberman Pincers and German Shepherds that bite his ass and snap at his balls every time he moves a muscle. Once he's been reduced to a steaming pile, drooling uncontrollably, yammering incoherently, just shy of organ failure, he should be shipped back to the U.S. and chained to a desk while cataloging the Dubya pResidential library papers. (over and over, since there won't be many made public)

The End.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Penny, I really enjoyed that post, but I think treason is a high crime that should be punishable by death.
Leaking a CIA agent's identity puts the entire agency at risk- which puts our national security at risk.
Leakers should be tried, convicted and executed, to send a message to others who may consider such a crime- for whatever reason.

Anonymous said...

O.K. Karen, good point.

Here's scenario #2:

Karl Rove will be sentenced to death and thrown in a pit of rattlesnakes. Each time he passes out and is near death, he can be brought back with anti-venom. Eventually he's either going to become immune to the rattlesnake poison, or the effectiveness of the anti-venom will decrease. If he becomes immune to the poison, chop his head off and put it in The Queen Mother's (Bar Bush) bed like in The Godfather, and throw his body in a pool of piranhas. If the anti-venom loses its effectiveness, once he dies, chop his head off, send it to Bar, chop off his cock and send it to JimmyJeffGannonGuckert, the rest, throw in a pool of piranhas while Dubya has to watch, then throw Dubya in.

I haven't figured out what to do with Darby Rove, but I think sending her over to be a sex slave in Japan would be a good start. You might say "Unfair!" but remember, she's the "good woman" behind the man.

dusty said...

Hot damn..great imagination there Penny..hope you never get pissed at me :P

I just want Krazy Karl's fat ass to bunk w/bubba who likes men like that..

Karen Zipdrive said...

Penny, thank God you're on our side.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Dusty. Thanks Karen. Y'all would never have to worry about me. I'm sure I'd never, ever be pissed at anything y'all could say/do. I'm actually a sweet, gentle, considerate person (trustworthy, loyal, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, yadda yadda...)

I can't tell you how distressed I was the first time I caught a mouse on a glue trap and found it completely stuck with its little chin stuck and its beady little eyes looking up at me almost saying "Penny, oh Penny, it was only a little chunk of cheese I got into. Why, oh why this?"

The last time I caught one, ummm, ... not so much.

These guys in the government are all getting caught in the cheese, and trust me babes, if I had my way, there'd be a whole lotta human-sized spring loaded mouse traps waiting for them! None of this gentle glue trap crap!

BigSis said...

I want them all dropped off naked anywhere in the mountains of Afghanistan. I want videos sent out to international tv of 200 swarthy hooded thugs lined up and taking turns doing whatever they'd like to do behind the entire naked, kneeling Bush bunch.

But if I probably won't get that wish so I hope I have to settle for their legacy in office being one of permanent shame, ignorance, and ineptitude.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Darby Rove has had such a cushy life being Karl's beard.
I think her only wifely duty has been to prepare high carb, doughy food for his fat ass.
I think Jeff Gannon Guckert has had to do all the "heavy lifting" in the bedroom.

dusty said...

Well, If I let my imagination run wild..I would really like to see Krazy Karl hog tied to a tree with a roast shoved up his ass and a large black bear bearing down on him. And Tivo it so I could watch it in slow motion and as many times as I wanted.

Anonymous said...

Now y'all are getting the hang of it! Don't you feel better for having let it out? :D

They all should just thank their lucky stars that my thoughts can't become reality!

Karen Zipdrive said...

All right then, I would like to see Karl Rove all trussed up in colorful crepe paper, then hung from a tree as a pinata.
Every politician who was ever a victim of one of his venomous slime campaigns gets a chance to knock the pinata down with a spiked stick...onto cactus needles doused in hot sauce.
Meanwhile, there is also a ring of small balloons strung around his testicular and ass region, at which bloggers get to throw razor tipped darts dipped in the e-bola virus.
Afterwards, he has to slide down a giant razor blade into a pool of Aqua Velva.

dusty said...

Holy shit win I think..