By now, everyone has heard that Bush's new mouthpiece Tony Snow has said some rather shocking but true things about The Decider.
Now as Liar in Chief, Snow will have to minimize those comments with pithy jokes about how hard he was on the 'other guy.'
As a Fox News alum, Snow is well suited for his new job. His bona fides as a liar are established; he's ready to roll.
Will his presence help the Decider's plummeting poll numbers?
Bush passed his freshness date the moment Katrina blew in.
Bush has just gone from Blowjob to Snowjob.