Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Yer Doin' a Heckuva Job, Scottie

Scott McClellan, the pudgy gay Press Secretary for George W. Bush, has stepped down.
After several years of mumbling, sniping, changing the subject and avoiding answers to direct questions, it was time for the professional liar to go.
His mother, the oft married Carol Keaton McClellan Rhylander Strayhorn, is running as an independent for Governor of Texas. Maybe she needs some fag power on her campaign.
Whatever the reason, Scottie McClellan is just one more lying GOP asshole our nation is lucky to be rid of.
Maybe now he can date gay escort Jeff Gannon Guckert out in the open.
Good riddance

7 comments:

Trish said...

All this time and I never knew that was Carole Keeton's son. I used to work for her brother, the lawyer in Houston.

Lulu Maude said...

Awww... it all comes from the top, this continual rain of bullshit. No one forthcoming is coming forth.(!)

Karen Zipdrive said...

Yeah, but Lulu, people are really starting to hate the rain.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Make that 'The pantsuits.'

Unknown said...

Thoughts are Tony Snow is getting the job is what every talking head is saying..

Isn't the old saying..you can never keep the lies straight..so its better to tell the truth?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Well, Tony Snow is a Fox News product, he's thoroughly obnoxious and a complete prick...so he'd fit in well with the rest of those lying snivelers.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Update:
Scottie was spotted recently in an Austin leather bar, where he was reportedly recruiting new Log Cabin Republicans in the men's room. He must have been trying hard- he was on his knees!