Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Yer Doin' a Heckuva Job, Scottie

Scott McClellan, the pudgy gay Press Secretary for George W. Bush, has stepped down.
After several years of mumbling, sniping, changing the subject and avoiding answers to direct questions, it was time for the professional liar to go.
His mother, the oft married Carol Keaton McClellan Rhylander Strayhorn, is running as an independent for Governor of Texas. Maybe she needs some fag power on her campaign.
Whatever the reason, Scottie McClellan is just one more lying GOP asshole our nation is lucky to be rid of.
Maybe now he can date gay escort Jeff Gannon Guckert out in the open.
Good riddance

10 comments:

larkohio said...

Yep, he did one of two things. Either he told an outright lie, or said, "I cannot comment on an on-going whatamacallit." He will not be missed. Wonder who is warming up in the wings? Someone from Fox News no doubt, heard it may be Tony Snow. He'll lie, too, it is what they do these days in the WH.

Trish said...

All this time and I never knew that was Carole Keeton's son. I used to work for her brother, the lawyer in Houston.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Whoever replaces the pudgy faggot will have to know in advance he'll be expected to deny, lie and obfuscate as part of his job description. Truthtellers need not apply.
Anyone who'd work for Bush at this point would have to be a sociopath with a career death wish.

Yes, Scottie is indeed the son of Carol "hotpants" Strayhorn, proving once again when the bitch is defective, the pups come out goofy.

Lulu Maude said...

Awww... it all comes from the top, this continual rain of bullshit. No one forthcoming is coming forth.(!)

Karen Zipdrive said...

Yeah, but Lulu, people are really starting to hate the rain.

Karen Zipdrive said...

The best part of the pudgy faggot's resignation is that he just quit.
None of that "wanting to spend more time with my family" crap--he quit because he was over his head trying to keep the lies straight.
I can't wait to see what sniveling reptile takes the job next. I hope it's Karen Hughes. That pantsuits alone would be worth it.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Make that 'The pantsuits.'

dusty said...

Thoughts are Tony Snow is getting the job is what every talking head is saying..

Isn't the old saying..you can never keep the lies straight..so its better to tell the truth?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Well, Tony Snow is a Fox News product, he's thoroughly obnoxious and a complete prick...so he'd fit in well with the rest of those lying snivelers.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Update:
Scottie was spotted recently in an Austin leather bar, where he was reportedly recruiting new Log Cabin Republicans in the men's room. He must have been trying hard- he was on his knees!