Yer Doin' a Heckuva Job, Scottie
Scott McClellan, the pudgy gay Press Secretary for George W. Bush, has stepped down.
After several years of mumbling, sniping, changing the subject and avoiding answers to direct questions, it was time for the professional liar to go.
His mother, the oft married Carol Keaton McClellan Rhylander Strayhorn, is running as an independent for Governor of Texas. Maybe she needs some fag power on her campaign.
Whatever the reason, Scottie McClellan is just one more lying GOP asshole our nation is lucky to be rid of.
Maybe now he can date gay escort Jeff Gannon Guckert out in the open.