Monday, April 14, 2008

The Dalai Lama Speaks

With the Olympics soon coming to Beijing, China, the Dalai Lama has been in the news a lot lately, speaking for a free Tibet. Here are some of his more interesting comments in the news lately.

"I am peaceful man, but George Bush--I could, as they say in America, 'bitchslap.'"
"In my visits to America I find Seattle the city most like my heart. Plus I love those triple shots of espresso--pure nirvana."
"I am amused that George W. Bush, O.J. Simpson and I share the same horoscope sign: Cancer."
"My favorite song is Steely Dan's "Bothisattva." Good beat, easy to dance."
"I love the global dedication shown by American actress Angelina Jolie. Plus she is what they call steaming hot."
"The solution to America's occupation in Iraq is simple: Bush twins and Cheney daughters enlist and serve proudly in Baghdad streets."
"I have two Lhaso Apso dogs: Barney Thupten Jigme and Miss Beasley Tsering Dolma."
"China's greater contribution to Tibet should be more Cantonese restaurants but less domination and human rights violation."
"As a Buddhist, I eat no meat but vegan diet is crazy and inconvenient to dining companions."
"The China Olympics should be avoided because of human rights issue but I believe former Olympic ice skater Kristi Yamaguchi has best shot for disco ball trophy on "Dancing With Stars"."


dguzman said...

You fuckin' rule, man. You had me for a second, until the Jolie comment, because I know for a fact that he digs the Jodie Foster type.

BTW, please come over to my bloggy for a little award presentation...

karenzipdrive said...

Bitchslapping George Bush didn't tip you off?

dguzman said...

No, I figured the DL had a lotta sass in him.

P.S.--Baby Jake update requested!

Distributorcap said...

yeah where is my godcat...

maybe george and laura can be on next years Dancing with the Stars

Anonymous said...

You would Cheney's dyke daughter to die for the sins of the father? She's not reproducing. Isn't that enough?

Lulu Maude said...

G&L on Dancing with the Stars! Now I'd plant myself in front of a TV for that!

Wait--doesn't each one have to have a partner who actually knows how to dance?

karenzipdrive said...

Anon--Cheney's dyke daughter just had a baby last year. She named it "Devil Spawn."

Update on baby Jake is coming- need him to stand still for a photo.

Dusty said...

The first one did tip me off..but it was priceless m'dear lady.

You are one of da best at snark and sass KZ.