From McCain's Memory Tour
"Why, I recall this photo taken of the McCain clan back in 1888 when I was just a mere lad of 8. I recall how Mumsy used to treat us kids to a sarsaparilla and a nickel silent movie down at the old movie show.
"How wonderful it was back then not to have to worry about Negroes, Arabs or women who didn't know their place.
"Yes, my friends, back then men were men and boys grew up to be men. And it was all just that simple back then.
"If you elect me to be your president, my friends, I vow to take you back to those simple times."