Thursday, April 10, 2008

Or Else What?

Today Bush told Iran, "Learn to be good neighbors, or else."
Or else what, you idiot?
We'll invade them and start another war?
Yeah? With what troops and what money?

One of the best things I learned after age 40 was that ultimatums do not work, nor do idle threats. Both are the last bastion of those in a losing position.
Bush took us into war in Afghanistan (1)to bring bin Laden to justice and (2)stamp out Al Qaida where they train. He accomplished neither.
Bush took us to war with Iraq to (1)destroy Saddam's alleged WMD and (2)bring democracy to the region. He's accomplished neither.
Basically, the only thing Bush has proven he CAN do is send our troops to invade places. He has no idea what to do once we've invaded, nor how to get us out of there, but he likes to keep invading because he knows how, plus he keeps doing the same thing and hoping for a different outcome.
That's the unrecovered drunk in him.
So delusional is he, he must think Iran has no access to the Internet or satellite TV and haven't yet realized that we are fresh out of troops and money.

Like Moe, Bush is an idiot worth laughing at, if only he weren't such a mean-spirited bully. I still pray that he decides to return to Crawford and do nothing but clear brush until January 20.


dguzman said...

I saw that asshole John Bolton on Faux "News" claiming that Iran is refusing to stop their nuke weapons program blah blah blah. These guys never fucking read reports, do they?

CLD said...

Both of those pictures cracked me the hell up.

karenzipdrive said...

BushCo are all so Christian, their favorite hymn is "Let Peace Begin With YOU."

Lulu Maude said...

Can't we just knock him on the noggin?

karenzipdrive said...

Oh wait- I get it now.
Our Air Force has been under-used in Iraq and Bushie wants the big airplanes to drop bombs on Iran- just like Daddy got to do during the Persian Gulf war.

Dusty said...

I was going to say, the only part we haven't run into the ground was the navy and airforce KZ..

Georgie will run it all into the ground before he is done.

Dusty said...

KZ, about that VF article you commented about on my it the one entitled: The Green Light?

Thats the only one I see so far over there..its in the May Issue.

Anonymous said...

You left out the Salvation Army. I'm surprised Bush hasn't hauled our most dangerous homicidal prisoners over there and told them to have at it.
Oh, I forgot that Haliburton had a lock on criminal action in Iraq.

karenzipdrive said...

Yes it's called The Green Light, Dusty.
I too am surprised Bush hasn't emptied out American prisons and sent them to fight his vanity war in Iraq.
I mean, as long as there are no holds barred on torture by the Bush klan, what the Hell?
Send them Charlie Manson, Sirhan Sirhan, the Menendez brothers, Lil Kim, Scott Peterson, Squeaky Fromme,The Crips, the Bloods, all the rap singers, hell, even send the dead ones like Al Capone, John Gotti, Jeffrey Dahmer, Albert Di Salvo...the sky's the limit!