Sunday, April 13, 2008

Great News for Consumers!



Okay, I have to admit it. One of my most shameful guilty pleasures is watching "The Real Housewives of New York City" on Bravo TV.
I alternate between hating the pretentious Simon, the latent homosexual, plug-ugly husband and his wife Alex, the vampire-toothed social climber, and the rest of those bitchy, Botoxed bitches and their saggy old husbands.
The cast has enough hubris and chutzpah to inspire a retro Woody Allen movie, you know, back when he was still funny.
I especially love the Jewish Princess wives who crawled across the Brooklyn Bridge with their grating, nasal accents fully intact.
Seeing their pretentiousness and avarice makes me feel smugly superior in a, "live simply, so that others may simply live" kinda way.
As such, I have chosen a shoe that proves one can spend lavishly while still saving big bucks.
This model by Roberto Cavalli is ON SALE! Originally $1,515, these versatile beauties can be yours for only $735. Yes, for less than half the original retail price, you too can strut your stuff and pray to God someone asks you how much you paid for them.
Or, as one of the housewives might say, "Oy, one look at these fabulous shoes and I thought I would just die."

Now let's all have a lychee-tini and discuss this amongst yourselves.

3 comments:

Dusty said...

I have a pair of knockoffs of that shoe. Ebay-25 bucks.

Of course with my back fucked up..I can no longer wear the fuckers..but that is beside the point..I still own over 150 pairs of expensive shoes, all purchased for a mere shadow of their regular price from..yes, Ebay.

I haven't watched that show yet..I spent all day friday watching reruns on Bravo of Queer Eye. They were all wedding or proposal-related ones..gawd.

Who got bounced from Dancing this week? I feel asleep and missed it damn it.

Dusty said...

That's FELL asleep..

karenzipdrive said...

Adam Corolla met his timely demise.
He was truly a dreadful dancer.