Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Best bad dancer EVER!
Forget Tom DeLay, the Dancing With the Stars dark horse, and I do mean horse, is Macy Gray.
With her giant head and man hands n' feet, her poor little dance partner Jonathan Roberts looks like he's dancing with a crazed kangaroo. Or horse. Or whatever animal you can think of that's untrainable, clumsy and prone to rage.
I voted for her 8 times.
She's the hands-down funniest dancer I've ever seen.
She makes Penn Gillette look like Fred Astaire. She makes Cloris Leachman look like Ginger Rogers.
She takes one good step, surprises herself, then gets thrown off the beat for the rest of the song.
When she extends her arms, she does it with such force she could cold-cock her poor little partner if he got in the way.
The judges were so shocked with her Viennese waltz, they pulled their punches and ducked just in case she got angry and flipped out on them.
I love her quirky mezzo soprano voice and even her shitty attitude, but damn, she's a Clydesdale on the dance floor.
I know it's mean to laugh at someone as lousy a dancer as she, but I just can't help it. She is to dancing what William Shatner is to singing "Rocket Man."
You gotta see her. Unbelievable!