A Message to School Children From the President of the United States
(according to the right)
Good morning, all black children and to you lesser white devils too,
I'm speaking to you today to remind you that if your mommy and daddy are Republicans, they are idiots and you should run away from home and live in an orphanage. It'll be a lot more fun than living with morons.
For you black kids, from now on you get free ice cream any time you want.
You Latino kids get free tacos whenever you want, too.
Asian kids get free electronic toys whenever they want.
You white devils get nothing.
If you want treats, ask George Bush for them.
You black kids and your pals who are not white, stay in school, get good grades and get free scholarships for any college you want.
You white kids, go ahead and drop out. You can set up meth labs when you grow up and make money that way.
All you kids, I want you to tell your parents to bug their lawmakers to vote for the health care giveaways. If they refuse, tear up the house, break things and knock your heads against a wall until they have to take you to the emergency room.
And all you kids, if you hear your parents saying bad things about me or any Democrats, call 1-800-ASS-KICK and we'll be sure they get punished.
And teachers, from now on I want you to start teaching history focused on Martin Luther King, Jr., George Washington Carver, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Dred Scott, Harriet Tubman and Rosa Parks.
If you don't, you'll get fired and your jobs will be given to African Americans.
And religion may not be mentioned in class.
American school children need to learn that Communism is the right way to go, and that starts by taking God away from gullible kids and their stupid parents.
Furthermore, instead of kids saying the Pledge of Allegiance every morning, from now on they'll be reading from Chairman Mao's little red book, followed by gangsta rap music chosen by the White House.
Peace out, kids. Now, you little motherfuckas get your asses to work!