Tuesday, September 29, 2009

No Oil Shortage Here

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah.
In this remarkably unPhotoshopped photo of Palin arriving at the gates of the Hong Kong airport, Palin looks a little greasy and wild eyed.
Oh, I know those trans-Pacific flights are long, but damn girl, they have tiny restrooms on airplanes with these shiny reflective things over the sink we call mirrors.
They also have this cool product called face powder that you dab on to absorb grease and take the shine off.
Looks like Caribou Barbie might want to spend some of that advance money from her upcoming book on a traveling stylist. She's starting to look as crappy as she sounds.


Iain said...

Any form of facial camouflage would be nice...who knew that being such a monumental loser could be a career choice?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Hey it's working for Tom DeLay!

nonnie9999 said...

maybe she can distract attention from her greasy face by doing some fancy pageant walkin' through the airport.

bigsis said...

Hell she could have grabbed some of baby Trig's
butt-wipes on the way out the door.

Levi said recently she never went fishing or hunting or did any of that outdoorsy stuff. She asked him to teach her how to shoot a gun...or wait, I guess she was hitting on the kid with that line, right?

Matty Boy said...

That much mascara and no foundation. Her priorities are definitely out of whack.

HelenWheels said...

MeOWWWW!! Ha ha ha ha haaa!