Happy Anniversary, Dear
I want to wish Bush and his cabinet filled with ass-lickers, crooks and con artists a happy fifth anniversary of war with Iraq.
Anyone here remember that Class A boob, Barcode King? His blog "Barcode King is Going Postal" is no longer even Googleable. It dropped off the map, and so did that dumb ass.
He, like Bush, was wrong so many times about Bush, the war and everything else, it stopped being fun to keep rubbing his stupid nose in it.
Like another boob who's dropped off the map, Donald Rumsfeld, Barcode King said I was ignorant to think the war would last more than six months, tops.
In fact, he said I was ignorant about a lot of political, historical things.
But guess what? I'm still here and my archives are, too.
So Barcode, if you're still out there, please print out my hundreds of pages of archive copies, roll them in a large, tight cylinder and stick them up your dumb ass.
And happy anniversary. I hope you've been silent all these years because you re-enlisted and are somewhere in Baghdad, picking shrapnel out of your stupid butt.