Monday, March 31, 2008

Remember Me?

My name is Osama bin Laden and I was the mastermind of the attack on evil georgebush america on september 11, 2001.
I do not have time for humour but I find it humor that your evil condoleezzarice said on news cnn that she and her evil georgebush heretic man friends did not expect war on Iraq "to be this difficult." ha ha ha on them.
Evil georgebush say to american sheep he will find me and to kill me but he lie.
My King Abdullah(may-Allah-forgive-his-dalliance-with-evil georgebush)happens to own evil georgebush and have told him he may not search for me, a proud son of Saudi Arabia(may Allah bless its parched ramparts).
King Abdullah instead say to evil georgebush, I hate saddam the infidel and you must kill him and not kill Osama bin Laden because he is proud son of Saudi Arabia (may Allah bless its gilded toilet thrones in all major palaces.
Evil americans who still believe evil georgebush search for me is in earnest, may a thousand camels deposit dung in your imperialist suv's automobiles.
I am in border of pakistan and afghanistan dwelling in cave with all conveniences such as internet, oven microwave, tv flatscreen, satellite dish, port-a-can, tv studio and fresh date and olive bar.
Evil americans can try to find me but cave is protected by secret service evil georgebush agents who do not permit finding me.
ha ha ha on evil american infidels (may Allah smite you with four more years republican president).
Allah Akbar!


Dusty said...

fresh date and olive bar~LMAO!

dguzman said...

what dusty said! I also liked the oven microwave. That bastard!

I STILL get angry when I think about bin Laden and how he must laugh when he thinks about how the media, Congress, and the American people let Chimpy go from saying "we're going to get him running and keep him running, and bring him to justice" in December of 2001 to "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority" in March of 2002. That's a span of only three effing months. And hardly anyone bothered to notice.

Anonymous said...

I don't even think the bastard is in a cave, I think he's cruising it at a date and olive bar in a fine Paki mansion in plain sight. You nailed it perfectly Zip.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Either that or he's hanging out at one of the golden toileted bin Laden family mansions in Saudi Arabia.
In Saudi, the name bin Laden is a lot like the name Rockefeller or duPont is here. Big bucks.
For Bush to say he's no longer important is like saying he may not have masterminded 9/11, so let's not jump the gun.
Besides, we are still busy searching for the WMD in Iraq.