My name is Osama bin Laden and I was the mastermind of the attack on evil georgebush america on september 11, 2001.
I do not have time for humour but I find it humor that your evil condoleezzarice said on news cnn that she and her evil georgebush heretic man friends did not expect war on Iraq "to be this difficult." ha ha ha on them.
Evil georgebush say to american sheep he will find me and to kill me but he lie.
My King Abdullah(may-Allah-forgive-his-dalliance-with-evil georgebush)happens to own evil georgebush and have told him he may not search for me, a proud son of Saudi Arabia(may Allah bless its parched ramparts).
King Abdullah instead say to evil georgebush, I hate saddam the infidel and you must kill him and not kill Osama bin Laden because he is proud son of Saudi Arabia (may Allah bless its gilded toilet thrones in all major palaces.
Evil americans who still believe evil georgebush search for me is in earnest, may a thousand camels deposit dung in your imperialist suv's automobiles.
I am in border of pakistan and afghanistan dwelling in cave with all conveniences such as internet, oven microwave, tv flatscreen, satellite dish, port-a-can, tv studio and fresh date and olive bar.
Evil americans can try to find me but cave is protected by secret service evil georgebush agents who do not permit finding me.
ha ha ha on evil american infidels (may Allah smite you with four more years republican president).