THE AQUARIUS LESBIAN

If you want to off your Aquarius lover, force her to wear khaki pants, a plain white shirt and sensible shoes. Take her to Denny's or some other cookie cutter franchise for dinner, then follow it up with a long, serious movie that requires heavy concentration.
She'll die of boredom before the final credits roll.
Aquarius needs constant stimulation. Like her Gemini and Libra air sign counterparts, she's likely to change her mind constantly. The Aquarius won't tolerate complaints about it, either. Careful not to cross her, she can be a moody one.
She's her own person and has very defined ideas of what she will and will not tolerate.
If you interest her, amuse her and don't crowd her, she'll be all over you like a warm Earth sign.
If you bore her, piss her off or smother her, she turns to gossamer and disappears.
Multi tasking was invented for Aquarius. She can install new software, talk on the phone, bake brownies and fix a toaster at the same time.
Aquarians often have piercing, clear eyes and nice hair.
When she turns her focus on you, she makes you feel like the only woman on Earth, that is, until she turns her focus on something else with equal intensity.
When she is focused she makes a great bed partner, but don't expect to languish in bed all weekend. She has theories to contemplate, projects to do, people to meet and animals to feed.
On the plus side, Aquarius makes a friendly, likable lesbian. On the downside, she can argue over absolutely nothing until dawn.
I have an Aquarius friend who likes to talk politics. We are both liberal Democrats, yet she'll find a point to argue ad nauseam just for the sake of arguing.
People scatter when they see her coming at a party. She just doesn't know when to keep things light and make simple chitchat.
Aquarians are global citizens. The plight of the Afghani woman is as serious and immediate to her as her lover's health and well-being.
To attract an Aquarius, play it cool. Be interesting. Strike up a cause you can be passionate about. Surprise her. Tell her you love her eccentricity.
To dump an Aquarius, expect her to run by your clock. Demand sex every night and belittle her if she doesn't deliver. Cling to her like a monkey and make a huge scene when she tries to disengage. Yawn in her face when she starts to explain her latest fixation.
Bore her.
That UFO you see in the night sky will be her, returning to the Mothership.