THE ARIES LESBIAN

If you want to kill an Aries, just dare her to do something foolish and dangerous.
Be sure and tell her it cannot be done.
Aries are the first sign of the zodiac and the babies of the fire signs.
They are spontaneous, fun loving party animals.
They are the ones who buy all those red cars.
They are competitive, and bad sports when they lose. They are like men, they don't like a lot of mush or talking about feelings, but they do like sex, and a lot of it.
If you are on the prowl for a good, hot one night stand, Aries is a great choice.
They talk, a lot. They talk back a lot, too.
Like sparklers, their tempers flare fast and burn out in minutes. They don't have the attention span to nurse a grudge.
They are independent. The hate to be pinned down. Jealousy and possessiveness bother them, even though they do cheat on occasion.
They can separate love and sex, that is unless you cheat on them, then love and sex become one. Or it doesn't.
Aries like to see big picture. Details annoy them. Dull people annoy them. Stupidity annoys them. Slowness annoys them.
If they are not the life of the party, their date is, and they stand in the limelight proudly beside them...at least for a few minutes, then they get bored and wander off.
They aren't too concerned about what others think.
They won't burden you with their hurt feelings and misty water color memories- who's got time for that crap?
They are usually attractive, with large expressive eyes and bright smiles. They take good care of themselves and often look younger than their years.
They are often quick, articulate and direct.
To seduce an Aries, just say, "Hey, I am attracted to you, let's go to bed."
To dump an Aries, smother her, demand an accounting of her time and how she spends her money, and insist she stays home every night.
The next sound you hear will be a red car, peeling out of the driveway.