Astrology for Lesbians

I have informally studied astrology since I was 12, and I have been a lesbian almost as long, so I am a self proclaimed expert on lesbians and their signs.
Many will bristle and offer caveats like, "Oh, the sun sign is just one of many facets of a chart." Too bad, this is free and it's sun signs only, so there.
...or they may say, "Yeah, but I am not like other Geminis."
To that I say bullshit, they all say that.

I'll start with Aries, probably tomorrow.
Stay tuned, you impatient little babyish fire starters!