Christmas Haiku

Lovely gift wrapping
Can't wait to see what's inside
Oh, a Chia pet

I waited all year
To give you this special treat
Here's your fruitcake back

Oh this is so nice
So fleecy ...and shocking pink
Sears has lovely clothes

How patriotic!
A big book by George Dubya
And look! Crayons too

How sweet of you, friend
A huge bag of catnip for
My hyper kitten

You know me so well
A gift certificate for
The Christian Bookstore

This wine must be good
They even thought to add an
Expiration date

A practical gift!
A nice, sturdy vibrator
By Black and Decker!