THE TAURUS LESBIAN

If you want to kill a Taurus, just bring in a few wheelbarrows of chocolate and leave her alone for a few hours.
Taurus are the bulls of the zodiac, not necessarily bull dykes, but bulls nonetheless.
Witness the bull in a field: placid, massive, minding his own business. Get too close, too soon and the bull will charge.
The basic Taurus lesbian is staid, slow moving, deliberate and, well, often dull as a box of sand. Other planetary influences can perk the bull up, which is good because she needs it. Taurus is often intelligent, but not interested in intellectual games of oneupsmanship.
On the plus side, Taurus is loyal, romantic, generous, affectionate, sensual and sexually quite thorough. They usually have nice breasts, too.
On the other side, Taurus can be stubborn, cranky, lazy, set in her ways and far too habit-bound.
Taurus can be the original couch potato, and often has the girth to prove it.
Or, Taurus can be the artist, sculptor, singer or other creative force in the community.
Sometimes Taurus is both, storing energy to fuel a creative outburst, then popping back into dormancy.
To the world, the Taurus might seem a little gruff, a little hard to get close to, a little difficult. Think Tauruses Candace Bergen as Murphy Brown, or Barbara Streisand as Barbra Streisand.
To the bull's lover, Taurus is devoted, faithful, patient, doting, affectionate and demonstrative, at least in private.
The bull can go along with things for a long time, perfectly placid and reasonable. If upset, she'll usually try to calmly explain the source of her discontent...once. If the situation is not rectified and the bull gets pushed, look out!
Aries anger might be like a sparkler, but Taurus anger burns like molten lava. Steer clear until the danger passes. It's best to let her contact you, once she's composed again.
To seduce a Taurus, let her chase you until you catch her. Crowding a bull is a waste of time and it freaks her out. Luxury and sensual activities always work. The bull was made for wining and dining.
To dump a Taurus, cheat, lie and flirt with other women right in front of her. Spend money foolishly. Insult her mother. Deny her affection and sex. You may find a few of your CD's sawed in half, otherwise you'll be free to go.