THE GEMINI LESBIAN

To kill a Gemini (and you will probably want to at some point), lock her in an empty room with nothing to do. No books, computer, television, telephone, paper or writing tools, newspapers, magazines, nobody to talk to, no pets, no windows.
She's guaranteed to keel over from sheer boredom.
Gemini lesbians are usually beautiful or good looking. They are bright, shiny, active, witty and interesting.
They are also crazy as hell, every last one of them.
Think Judy Garland and Marilyn Monroe, then throw in Melissa Etheridge for good measure. All Gemini.
We are talking high maintenance, lightning fast mind changes, decisions made on a bed of quicksand, waffling, wavering and otherwise total frustration.
Gemini thinks fast, talks a lot, remembers everything you said ...and nothing she said.
For a sign with so many shades of gray, they are usually very black and white with regard to the butch/femme dynamic.
They live in their heads, and everything must be filtered mentally before they can respond. Lovemaking in concept is deeper for them than the actual act.
Gemini must have constant mental stimulation before she can respond sexually. Bore her and she will turn from fascinating to iceberg in an instant.
When she changes her mind, which she will do often, she will tolerate no complaints.
A pissed-off Gemini is the proverbial ice princess, and she'll probably have to get bored with it before she'll let it go.
Criticizing a Gemini is a waste of time. She won't listen and she'll turn on you. She'll never hesitate to remind you of how you once betrayed her by questioning her judgment.
So why would anyone love a drama queen like so many Gemini women can be?
Because they are like catching a falling star. They light up a room. They are extraordinarily attractive and fun to be around, at least on a surface level. They have a knack for making their partners look better when they stand beside them.
When they focus on a lover, it's the warmest feeling on Earth. So what if the focus only lasts as long as it takes her to move on to the next interesting tidbit?
To seduce a Gemini, she must be dazzled with wit, a command of current events, a broad literary awareness, and a complete focus on her.
Never, ever let her think she's totally captured your heart, because once she knows she has, she'll be bored, twitchy and bitchy within hours.
To dump a Gemini, demand a lot of sex, be possessive, lay down a bunch of rules, make fun of the latest fad she's into, and be sure to bore her.
You'll wake up wondering if you dreamed her up, because she'll be gone without a trace.