Sunday, August 31, 2008

Do Not Believe Your Lying Eyes

Palin 6 mos. pregnant with first child

Palin 6 mos. pregnant with fifth child?


Dusty said...

Unless she works out daily, she would not be that thin six months into a pregnancy. Nope. Or...she is a vegan...which we KNOW she ain't!

Carrying a six plus pound baby? No way Guv! ;P

Karen Zipdrive said...

Wow Dusty, I was waiting for this thread to catch your interest!

Some women tend to bulk up all over during pregnancy. She obviously was that type during knock-up #1.
And now that she's over 40, we are expected to believe she's suddenly a slim preggers?
Gimme a break.

Dusty said...

Whether she became a thin mint for this ....cough...last pregnancy is total crap based on the fact that the baby was a pretty hefty six lbs plus when born...early no less!

My son was two months preemie. He barely weighed 4 lbs. He had to stay in the hospital for almost a month since he was a light weight preemie and his lung werent fully developed.

Matty Boy said...

Thanks for going with this Karen. We have to keep the buzz up in the blogosphere. She's either lying or psychotically callous about the health of the four month old baby.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Either option is the antithesis of a "family values" candidate.
These neo-con bitches can't keep having it both ways.

Anonymous said...

It's purely anecdotal, I realize, but I looked more pregnant faster with my 3rd pregnancy than I did with my 1st. My poor uterus just cried uncle and streeeeeeeetched quickly.

Stick with this story. There's something there.

Matty Boy said...

Not just anecdote, dcup. There's a blogging doctor link who's following this story that says women's bodies get used to pregnancy and it is typical for them to show more after the first pregnancy.

nonnie9999 said...

there are also pictures of sister sarah's 16-year-old daughter with a suspicious belly bump. the pics were removed from sister sarah's website. those were from before the daughter was absent from school for 5 months with a case of mono.
i am not buying this bullshit story of a 6+ pound preemie or the fable of her water breaking in texas when she was 8 months pregnant and her flying back up to alaska to give birth. she didn't even go to a hospital when they landed in alaska. instead, she traveled by car to a small hospital, bypassing larger hospitals that were better equipped for a preemie with downs syndrome.
this isn't a presidential election, it's desperate housewives! maybe sarah can change her name to bree.

karenzipdrive said...

Maybe that's why she has that big smile that says, "cheese!"

nonnie9999 said...

actually, bree was smarter. at least she thought to wear the fake pregnancy padding under her clothes.

karenzipdrive said...

Nonnie you are killing me here with your sense of humor!
Please come by and crack wise all the time- we need you!

Distributorcap said...


nonnie is a riot! go to her website -- no one does parody better than her

so i was talking to my nieghbor about this baby thing -- after 7 kids she said NO WAY NO HOW does a woman get a on a plane after her water breaks. EVER!

she said this woman is a phony

karenzipdrive said...

Listen, I don't know nuthin 'about birthin' no babies but if I was preggers, I know I wouldn't get near an airplane in my third trimester, especially if I know the bun in my oven
may not be rising quite evenly.

nonnie9999 said...

thank you, karen and dcAp! i just bookmarked your site so i can stop by more often. i have stopped by before by way of dcAp's and dcUp's blogrolls (love you guys!). you are welcome at my place anytime as well.
i've only given birth once, but i believe that the more kids you give birth to, the faster they shoot out. if you are pregnant for the fifth time, i would think that you would have to fart carefully for fear that you might get more than you bargained for.
disclaimer--i am not a doctor, so don't take any of what i said as medical advice. please check with your ob/gyn before farting while pregnant.

karenzipdrive said...

Right- I hear that by the fifth one, the baby pretty much strolls out after about 2 minutes of labor.
After the water breaks, it's definitely showtime.

Seems to me a governor would not want to risk the embarrassment of delivering on an airplane. Too many cell phone cameras, eh?

karenzipdrive said...

Andrew Sullivan is on the story. Be sure and click the links in Sullivan's story for an interesting chronological POV.

nonnie9999 said...

i read an alaskan blog, and a woman who seems to have access to palin's inner circle commented. i wish i could find it again. anyway, she said that trig really is sarah's baby. however, she said that bristol, the daughter, is knocked up now. that's why she was holding the baby. the blanky was hiding her baby bump. she had a quickie wedding and is being home schooled now.
aha! i found it! here's the blog, and you can scroll down to 'sue williams':

OR you can go to democratic underground, where they have the post as well as a picture that shows that bristol is preggers now:

i prefer the first link, because 'sue williams' has more than one comment, and they are all interesting. it's like a soap opera!
check out the comment from 'mother who thinks', too. it will bring tears to your eyes.

by the way, sarah's oldest was born 8 months after she and her hubby eloped. just sayin'!

in other news, alaska's governor's mansion is being moved to a trailer park.