Monday, August 11, 2008

Oh My

They say a picture's worth a thousand words, and in this case I think it's true.
Tell me, what kind of woman do you think would wear this shoe?
See if you can do it without using the phrase "crack whore."
I dare ya.


Randal Graves said...

Those shoes would be cooler if there were goldfish in the heels.

Anonymous said...

Those look like cartoon shoes! You're answer is none that I know. I don't know one woman or man who would put those on.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Okay, let me help.

The kind of woman who wears this shoe wants to seem unique, quirky and interesting.
She craves attention and will do anything to get it, including making an ass of herself by wearing stupid looking purple velvet clown shoes.
If she wears them once, she will get attention.
If she is seen wearing them twice, she'll be branded pathetic and pitied for the rest of the season, if not the rest of her life.

Anonymous said...

Jesus. Thanks for clearing that up. I'll stick to my boring sandals. I can blog to embarrass myself.

Distributorcap said...

June Cleaver would wear them

Turbo: said...

Woman? Hmmm. I guess a diva named "Sparkles," but I guess these slippers hit me as a little more pimp-ass. Worn by a fella named Tito in some cranberry and lemon ensemble. I work with crack whores and they have better taste ;-)