Thursday, September 11, 2008

Charles Gibson's Interview



Charlie Gibson tried to ask Palin some hardball questions, but she's been coached to sound like she knows Georgia and Russia from Shinola. As if.
Anyway, when she kept pronouncing the word 'nuclear' like Bush says it (NEW-kew-ler)I just chalked her up to being another dumb ass with about the same mental skills as your average parrot.

Oh, and she used Charlie's name in every sentence, sometimes twice.
"You see, Charlie, national security in a new-kew-ler age is of the upmost importance, Charlie."

What a dork. I just can't stand the bitch.

12 comments:

HelenWheels said...

But but but you forgot the best part:

GIBSON: What insight into Russian actions, particularly in the last couple of weeks, does the proximity of the state give you?

PALIN: They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.

NOOOOO!

karenzipdrive said...

Yeah, I heard that. She's a dimwit.

Morse said...

Incompetency. It comes easily to some.

nonnie9999 said...

i only saw the part where charlie asked her about the bush doctrine, and she sounded like a junior highschooler trying to bullshit the teacher when she didn't do her reading assignment. i guess the sled dog ate her homework.

HelenWheels said...

Holy shit nonnie, you have made me spew Chardonnay twice tonight. My liver thanks you.

karenzipdrive said...

Oh, I forgot the Bush doctrine part.
She totally bullshitted her way through that question, you're so right.

Had she known what the BD was, she could have said, "Fuck yeah, I'm all for invading whoever (sic) we feel like!"

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Tell us how you really feel about her.

bigsis said...

Palin is as prepared to be commander in chief as a college freshman. Just like Bush, she's a know-it-all cocky bitch, but doesn't have the intelligence or experience to back her up.

McCain;s too old and ugly to appeal to the looks-over-substance rednecks, but Palin rounds out the ticket perfectly. She's (arguably) attractive, yet dim witted and self serving enough to allow herself to be controlled.


McCain/Palin=Bush

HelenWheels said...

I can't get over the being able to see Russia = foreign policy experience. You can't make this shit up!

McCoot/Failin' = Bush indeed.

Lulu Maude said...

"Upmost"? Really?

You can remove the better grammar qualifier, then.

Not that anyone cares.

karenzipdrive said...

I added the 'upmost' part myself. Good catch, LuLu.

Distributorcap said...

i thought cindy mccain was good fodder -- nothing beats this bitch