Sunday, September 14, 2008

Don't Be a Fucking Idiot



I'm not elite by any means.
I live by choice in Texas, one of America's reddest states.
I own three pairs of cowboy boots, I eat red meat and I know how to shoot pool and drink beer.
Having established my credentials as a regular Jane who might be fun to have a beer with, let me say with full confidence if you're planning to vote for the McCain/Palin ticket, you're a fucking idiot.
If you watched Charlie Gibson's interview with Sarah Palin and came away with a positive impression of her, you're a fucking idiot.
If you think it doesn't matter that she didn't know what the Bush Doctrine was, you're a fucking idiot.
If you think Palin and McCain are mavericks, you're a fucking idiot.
If you think either of them can save our rapidly declining economy, you're a fucking idiot.
If you think it's okay that they intend to continue Bush's folly in spending $10 billion a month in Iraq, you're a fucking idiot.
If you think Palin is right in destroying a woman's right to choose, you're a fucking idiot.
If you think Palin is any smarter than George W. Bush, you're a fucking idiot.
If you think Troopergate and Librarygate and all the other scandals surrounding Palin are fictitious, you're a fucking idiot.
If you think McCain and Palin will prevent gas prices from rising ever higher, you're a fucking idiot.
If you think either of them actually represent the teachings of Jesus Christ and live by His example, you're a fucking idiot.
If you think being able to see Russia from her home in Wasilla qualifies Palin as an authority on foreign policy, you're a fucking idiot.
If you think McCain is still young and bright enough to endure the rigors of being president, you're a fucking idiot.
If you think he has a suitable temperament to be president, you're a fucking idiot.
If you think Hillary supporters will switch their allegiance to Palin just because she's a woman, you're a fucking idiot.
If you have not been thoroughly offended by the outlandish lies and slanderous claims made by the GOP ticket against Obama, you're a fucking idiot.
If you think the news media has been biased in favor of Obama, you're a fucking idiot.
If you think Palin's slim experience in governing a state with fewer than a million residents somehow qualifies her to be vice president of the United States, you're a fucking idiot.

If you think I am harming Obama's chances by name calling, you're a fucking idiot, because the GOP have proven conclusively that negativity and petty name calling works.

Don't be a fucking idiot. Say no to McCain & Palin.

29 comments:

FranIAm said...

Note to self... get Karen to work on expressing herself more clearly. She can barely say what she thinks...

(Whoo fucking hoo sister, this is scorchingly brilliant.)

DCup said...

You know, you're going to make people cry if you call them names, you big meanie.

Karen Zipdrive said...

DCup, yeah I think I know precisely which fucking idiot you are describing.
And make no mistake, she is a fucking idiot of tragic proportions
(awaiting the fucking idiot to comment anonymously).
Note: don't bother, you fucking idiot.

buelahman said...

LOL

Totally Agreed!

And this is from a redneck fully vested in TN

HelenWheels said...

Ha! Keep tellin' it like it is, KZD.

Reading "Labels: Fucking Idiots" was the capper for me.

Anonymous said...

Zip, you are right on. I'm not a fucking idiot. This has finally pushed me over the edge. I have made up my mind.
I thought people would see through her as a "gimmick", I certainly have and now I am 100% behind Obama/ Biden.
Call me Rowdy, but not republican

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

It's niot good to hold things back. So just please tell us what you really think of her.

BrettInPDX said...

Karen, I don't know if you've seen it yet, but I've just come from a site where, if you write in YOUR name, you get a "new" name had Sarah Palin been your mother and named you at birth.

FYI, when I typed in YOUR name, I got.....wait for it..........

CLAMP NOODLE PALIN!!!!!

Continue to give 'em hell, Clamp Noodle!!!

Karen Zipdrive said...

ROWDY! I love you!!
Folks, my real life friend Rowdy is an old school Republican with deep roots to the GOP via her daddy and probably his daddy.
If my humble post made you decide to go with the only sensible choice this election, I am honored.
I believe Obama represents my own conservative values:
-Fiscal responsibility
-Strong diplomatic policies
-A shored-up national infrastructure
-Improved education = improved workforce
-Better treatment of military and veterans
-A balanced budget
-No borrowing money from communists

etc.

Welcome aboard, Rowdy. I see a very nice bottle of red in your future.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Brett I tried it and it said I'd be Khaki Salmon. Odd- I used to call myself Khaki before I was old enough to pronounce Karen.
And your name would be Chap Poach.

Readers, go to http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html
and tell us your name.

Lulu Maude said...

Unfortunately, I think our country is full of fucking idiots.

Did you see Deepok Chopra's piece on the Palin/shadow factor?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Lulu, actually I did see Chopra's piece and thought to myself, the people who should read this piece think Deepak Chopra is a veddy veddy bad terrorist.

HelenWheels said...

I can't believe my luck:


Bang Walmart Palin

I'm not cheating! That's really it!

HelenWheels said...

I read the Chopra piece. Really great.

I think we're going to see Obama pulling into the lead now. And wait for the debates!!!

Karen Zipdrive said...

Hey Bang! Love it.
And Bang, didja read that Obama has raised more than $55 million since that fucking idiot Sarah Palin made her RNC debut?
And you gotta love how the GOP are whining like little bitches about Obama reneging on accepting federal funding. I guess they think the public will be outraged that he's not trying to suck from the public teat.
Fucking idiots.

HelenWheels said...

Don't forget the very rethuglitard middle name - after all, I've been named after one of their gods - Wallmart.

Yeah I read he raised $66 million in August!! Hell yeah, I'll be chipping in more tomorrow. Most people now are giving out of every paycheck. What the hell, it's an investment in my future.

Here's a new fun trend - Rightwing "pundits" like George Will are claiming they didn't even know what the Bush Doctrine is! I kid you not! And then lefties are doing simple googles and calling out their lies! It's too funny!

John Fund musta been given his talking points instructions on Maher the other night, eh? LOL!!

Karen Zipdrive said...

You're right Bang Walmart, it was $66 million. My mistake.
Hard to believe these GOP talking heads claim not to know the cornerstone of Bush's foreign policy.
No wonder the GOP mascot is the elephant. Bulls just don't crap enough to make "bullshit" significant enough to describe these lying snivelers.

HelenWheels said...

Well, not to nitpick BUT that was total for month of August, so it may well have been only $55 million that came POURING IN after Moosealini's RNC "debut".

Bang Wallmart don't mess around, I'm a fucking redneck and damn prowd of it, bye the way.

DCup said...

Yay for Rowdy!

Signed,
Krinkle Bearcat Palin

BrettInPDX said...

Gastronomically speaking, Karen, nothing, but NOTHING enhances the subtle piquancy of Khaki Salmon like a side of Clamp Noodle!!!

BTW, while your keystrokes resulted in "Chap Poach" (not bad, but I've been in a monogamous relationship now for 5+ years, so my "poaching" days are history), my original search (I use my middle name) resulted in "Spine Breeder" Palin.......

Is that the Alaska version of Ass Fucker????? Bwaaaahaaaahaaaa!!!

Mauigirl said...

You said it all!

I was thrilled to hear Obama's August total was $66 million. Let's hope it goes to good use and his poll numbers start to skyrocket.

Presbyterian Gal said...

And I would be Torpedo Vindicator Palin! How exciting. I should go out and purchase a steel brassiere immediately.

Thanks for visiting my little piece of cyberspace. And I am now so glad to know I am actually not a fucking idiot. Though I generally do not curse on the world wide spiderweb.

You are a fine example of clear speech!

Sack Panther Palin said...

Don't fuck with mah momma!

dguzman said...

"Sack Panther"--that bitch.

HelenWheels said...

Welcome, Sack Panther!

Sincerely,

Bang Walmart Palin

Lulu Maude said...

My name would be Rifle Panzer Palin. I'm trying very hard not to get terribly stuck up.

HelenWheels said...

Rifle Panzer Palin?

Sounds very pre-war germany... just sayin'...

Katie Schwartz said...

you are fucking brilliant. I love this post, child.

Fran said...

Gotta hand it to you on this one Karen, you fucking covered everything!