Monday, September 08, 2008

A Queer's Advice to Obama



Okay, I know Senator Obama is not a girl, but then neither is RuPaul so let's just get that...uhh...straight.
But Obama does need to work it.
He needs to get himself some sizzling press by coming right out and saying Palin is a liar. That's right, I said it, she's a liar.
He can prove she's a liar and lying is not about gender, it's about not telling the truth.
She lied about him and she lied about herself.
Need examples?
Okay, the bridge to nowhere, backing Ted Stevens, Obama's legislation, Troopergate, Obama's plan to raise taxes on average families, etc.
Lies, lies and more lies.

Take the gloves off, men, let them call you sexist, who cares?
She may call herself a pit bull with lipstick, but a female dog also is called a bitch, and she's definitely got that covered.

Obama, you better work.
Biden, you better work, too.

Sashay, chante!

8 comments:

DCup said...

Perfect.

Damn it they better not nice their way into oblivion.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Biden is not nice.
Obama is even tempered but even he came out over the weekend and said it's not okay to just make things up, like Palin did in her RNC rant.

Spartacus said...

KZ - It's time for a Texas beatdown isn't it? Or is that a New York one?

HelenWheels said...

Polls are showing McLame ahead. The country has gone STOOPIT.

Yeah, he better work it. Sheeeit.

FranIAm said...

Love it.

Work it Obama!

bigsis said...

I like Huff's story "Sarah Palin: a Trojan Moose..." She goes on to say that Palin is just a distraction and the campaign needs to stay on the Bush record and McCain's plan to continue it. Very good advice.

Randal Graves said...

A Democratic politician using the word liar during his or her campaign?

Now that's funny.

Matty Boy said...

The Alaska Independence Party.

Or: Todd Palin is a traitor to this country, and Stone Stupid in the bargain.