Tuesday, September 16, 2008

You Know You're a Reprehensible GOP Scumbag When...

...Fox News goes after you for lying!
I was so assured about the outcome of this election when I saw Fox News reporter Megyn Kelly trying to pin the slippery slimeball McCain spokeswimp Tucker Bounds.
If I may translate his childish replies into language more apropos:

"I know you are but what am I?"
"He did it first!"
"He started it!"
"I'm rubber, you're glue..."
"Did not."
"Did not."
"Why are you picking on me?"
"No fair!"
I know you are but what am I?"

All we really need to know about Tucker Bounds is that he was Quick Draw McGraw Dick Cheney's Baba Louie.

And baby, when Fox News implies that a neo-con is a lying sack of shit, that sack is enormous, fetid and spilling out all over.


Dusty said...

The last line says it all. I was giddy as hell when I saw the clip last night on Countdown...the Faux Noise idiots are attempting to reign in the Rethugs..this IS news!

Karen Zipdrive said...

I read in the latest issue of Vanity Fair that Fox News owner Rupert Murdoch isn't too keen on McBush.
I think he realizes the GOP/neo-con run is about over and he's going to have to adjust his news network's format to reflect that.
It's about making money for that clown, nothing more.

Anonymous said...

If I witness anymore of this in the FoxNewsHole, I'll know the end times are near.

Dusty said...

I don't trust Murdoch as far as I could toss his despicable ass...and that ain't far with three blown discs.

Randal Graves said...

"I know you are what am I" only works if said by Pee-Wee.

nonnie9999 said...

faux news and karl rove and conservative writers like richard cohen all throwing captain underpants under the bus! i expect to see tire tracks all over the old bastard. it seems to me that they all think that capt u fucked up royally by picking his little princess sarah, and they are now covering their own asses. this is their way of saying that they are still fundamentally correct (they love fundamental stuff!), and that it was just capt u who screwed up. i think there are going to be a lot of rethugs who are going to secretly vote democratic in november. i think they are just as afraid of an underpants/mooseolini administration as we are. they just have to save face.
p.s. is there anyone named tucker who is not a fucking idiot?

bigsis said...

McCain was dead to Rove as soon as he passed over Romney as VP. And to go with the stewardess as VP instead was the beginning of the R's eating their own.

This is starting to be fun to watch.

FranIAm said...



Still speechless.

I hate everything right now.

karenzipdrive said...

I rather enjoy watching the jackals begin to gnaw at each others' hindquarters.
Bon appetit, motherfuckers!

Katie Schwartz said...

Lovin this post, baby.

Distributorcap said...

i am gonna have fun watching the great ship go down