Tuesday, May 19, 2009



"Heh heh, I know, let's decorate the war reports with all sorts of Bible quotes and such, and that idiot Bush will eat it up!"
"Think so?"
"Oh, I know so. All we have to do now is find someone to get us some good Bible quotes and we can superimpose them on pictures of soldiers and such."
"He can't be that gullible."
"Yeah? Try this: 'And Jesus came forth and spake: those who soweth the truth of His Goodness shall serve Him by vanquishing the infidels.'"
"That sounded good, did you just make that up?"
"Yes, but we'd better use real quotes in case he knows how to look them up."
"Uh huh, but who knows all that stuff?"
"Get Condi to get on the Google machine, she's not busy."
"A splendid plan!"

9 comments:

Fran said...

You have to think those a-holes did prank Bush....

Distributorcap said...

every day i cannot figure out who to hate more

rummy
cheney
limbaugh
condi
bush
gingrich

they are all such loathsome drek -

Karen Zipdrive said...

About 9 years ago, my cat James was a baby and a friend gave him a fabric Newt Gingrich chew toy.
Who knew that dirty old toy would be be around long enough for that prick's political resurrection?
Time to stick the pins back in.

Anonymous said...

Hey Zipler:

Your pictures of Chreyney and Rumsfeld don't have horns on them. Could it be that you have the wrong picture?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Eeuww, if having thorns makes one thorny, I think I'll pass on these two old farts having horns.

Utah Savage said...

I can't do better than this and it is what I feel.

"every day i cannot figure out who to hate more

rummy
cheney
limbaugh
condi
bush
gingrich

they are all such loathsome drek -" Thanks Dcap for saying for me.

Anonymous said...

Hey Savage:

Don't forget that Closet Torturer Nancy Pelosi!

nonnie9999 said...

they use the bible as a tool, yet the fundies still back these assholes. anyone who thinks the blogosphere was a bit hyperbolic about chimpy's religious fervor and how it shaped his preznitcy should apologize. even his own people knew they could manipulate the moron using religious shit.

karenzipdrive said...

There's nothing scarier than a religious zealot without the intellect to understand religion.