Tuesday, May 19, 2009
"Heh heh, I know, let's decorate the war reports with all sorts of Bible quotes and such, and that idiot Bush will eat it up!"
"Oh, I know so. All we have to do now is find someone to get us some good Bible quotes and we can superimpose them on pictures of soldiers and such."
"He can't be that gullible."
"Yeah? Try this: 'And Jesus came forth and spake: those who soweth the truth of His Goodness shall serve Him by vanquishing the infidels.'"
"That sounded good, did you just make that up?"
"Yes, but we'd better use real quotes in case he knows how to look them up."
"Uh huh, but who knows all that stuff?"
"Get Condi to get on the Google machine, she's not busy."
"A splendid plan!"