THE SCORPIO LESBIAN

To knock off a Scorpio lesbian, just leave her to her own devices and eventually someone may take her on a long walk off a short pier. They do have a knack for pissing people off, after all.
Ahh, the Scorpio lesbian! Such mystery! Such dark, delicious allure.
Let's get something straight, there are two distinct types of Scorpio: the lowly lizard and the noble eagle. The eagles resent the bad rap the lizards give the sign, and the lizards encourage their bad girl image.
A former lover of mine, a Scorpio eagle, summed up the way they see things.
I said to her once, "Oh, you Scorpion, you are just a little bug and I could stomp you with my big Bull hoof."
She calmly looked at me and said, "I'd crawl up your leg and sting you in the eye."
Years later, when I related that story to another Scorpio I was dating, she chuckled and said, "Well, duh."
Scorpios are really quite lovable if they are relaxed. It's just hard to get them to relax, when there are so many threatening influences out there.
They are suspicious. You have to earn their trust.
They are paranoid. You have to be very open with them until they see you aren't an agent provocateur.
They will not readily return the favor.
They have their secrets. They have their dark sides. They have their mysteries.
All that is a smoke screen, because when you discover who they truly are, all that mystery is usually much ado about nothing.
Sex is the true secret to the Scorpio lesbian.
She uses sex for love, power, self esteem, physical gratification, reward, punishment, relaxation, excitement, fun, drama, pleasure, control, and every other emotion and motive you can name.
The lizards are usually great in bed. The eagles are often loftier, and though they are technically skilled, they don't consider sex akin to water, food, shelter and air like their lizard counterparts do.
So why all the fuss about Scorpio? Because they can be devious, plotting, vengeful and just plain mean when crossed.
They make great spies, cops, robbers, forensic pathologists, psychologists and researchers, because they love to investigate and delve into dark little secrets.
Most Scorpio lesbians are fine women. Some are lowdown, dirty little rats. You just have to run like hell when you sense a ratty one. That's all there is to it.
To seduce a Scorpio, talk about your sexual desires. Look good. Keep her guessing, she loves a mystery more than anything. Take her near the water. Plan a lot of one-on-one time. Tell her she's the most wonderful person you've ever known.
To dump a Scorpio, rifle through her personal property. Tell her she's boring in bed. Nag. Pour on the drama. Make scenes in public. Tell your friends about your sex life with her.
That sound you hear in the dead of night will be her, sneaking away under the cover of darkness, never to be seen again.