House Cats

My girlfriend got her kids two baby kittens this summer. She told me they would be indoor/outdoor cats, because she doesn't like litter boxes.
I argued the case for making them indoor cats. They stay alive longer, have fewer fleas and avoid cat fights with evil neighbor cats.
She held her hands over her ears.
So Oreo, the black and white male, now goes outside and plays.
Then he comes inside and runs to the litter box and takes a nice kitty crap.