Saturday, April 25, 2009

By Popular Demand
Dick or Douchebag?

From the creator of "Cunt or Snatch?" now comes the male version!
Is he a dick or is he a douchebag? Find out here!

DOUCHEBAG.

DICK.




DOUCHEBAG.



TWO DOUCHEBAGS.

DOUCHEBAG.



DICK.


DICK AND DOUCHEBAG.


DICK.

DOUCHEBAG.

DOUCHEBAG.

DICK.


DICK CHENEY.


DOUCHEBAG.

DICK.

DOUCHEBAG.


DOUCHEBAG.

11 comments:

nonnie9999 said...

douchebags are supposed to leave things cleaner and better smelling than they were before. we need to think of a new word for these shitbags.

bigsis said...

nonnie's right, douchebag is too kind. I suggest "dick" or "smegma"

Rastamick61 said...

That picture of Piyush Jindal made me spit out my cajun curried rice. Liberman and Lindsay Graham will be having a queen's catfight over McCain. More snatches !!!

Dusty said...

Douchebags and Dicks..christ what a topic!

Love the Jindal graphic. ;)

Lulu Maude said...

Ew. A most unappealing gallery, by any other name, would smell just as skanky.

Fran said...

The Jindal pic looks like a blend of Little Rascal's Alfalfa, and an alien.

Alfalfa Jindal?

This is like a parade of pond scum.

After looking at the array here, I feel like I need a shower.

Ewww!

Fran said...

Oh! I guess this IS on topic-- check this out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCLz7XQOIOQ&feature=player_embedded

Karen Zipdrive said...

Fran, that was pretty funny!
But Texas also brought you Willie Nelson, The Dixie Chicks, Ann Richards, Mollie Ivins, Dan Rather, Buddy Holly, Howard Hughes, Barbara Jordan, Chloe Dao, F. Murray Abraham, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, Ethan Hawke, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristopherson, Bill Paxton, the Quaids, Debbie Reynolds, Joan Crawford, Carol Burnett, Gene Rodenberry, Julian Schnabel,Sissy Spacek, Rip Torn, Forest Whitaker, Luke and Owen Wilson, Renee Zellweger, Steve Martin, Gene Autrey, Farrah Faucett, Erykah Badu, Beyonce, Don Henley, Jennifer Holliday, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Waylon Jennings, Norah Jones, George Jones, Scott Joplin, Lisa Loeb, Johnny Mathis, Meatloaf, Steve Miller, Roy Orbison, Boz Scaggs, Jessica Simpson, Stephen Stills, George Strait, Usher, Stevie Ray Vaughan, T-Bone Walker, Barry White, George Forman, Tom Landry, Michael Dell, Tom Ford, Larry McMurtry, Walter Fuckin' Cronkite, Linda Ellerbee, Sam Donaldson, Heloise, Stone Phillips, Rex Reed, Bob Schieffer, Liz Smith, ET CETERA.

Distributorcap said...

i swear jindal was the prototype for mad magazine

for lindsay you might need to add cocksucker

just saying

Fran said...

Of course YOU are an exception to the Texas blacklist of evildoers....(Bush, Rove, Delay)

There are some fine musicians & folks on that list....
but Jessica Simpson, Sam Donaldson & Stone Phillips?

I dunno if they are even worthy to be on the same list as Molly Ivins, Barbara Jordan, The Dixie Chicks & Janis Jopin. Just sayin'....

Jaliya said...

Hilarious!

May I suggest a third category? ... "Needs To Be Medicated" ... i.e., Tom Cruise ...