Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Is She a Cunt or Does She Have a Snatch?
A splendid collaboration

Woo-hoo, such vulgar names, but today my gal-pal Lisa Golden (her blog "That's Why" is linked to the right) and I were gabbing on the phone about vulgar terminology and we thought, cunts n' snatches, what a great Blog idea!
See, there are cunts out there, and there are women whose vaginas can justifiably be called snatches because of their inherent, or at least probable, disgustingness.

Feel free to add people to this list, it might become a semi-regular feature:

Here goes:

Amy Winehouse:

Snatch.

Sarah Palin:

Cunt.

Condi Rice:

Cunt with a snatch.


Barbara Bush, Sr.: Snatch.

Ann Coulter:

Cunt.

Anna Nicole Smith:

Snatch.

Courtney Love:

Snatch.

Camilla Horseface:

Snatch.


Michelle Malkin: Cunt with a snatch.

15 comments:

Lisa said...

I do like what you did with this. I'm thinking Phyllis Schlafly = snatch. Oh, the list could be huge.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Thanks, Lisa.
But I think Phyllis might be good in both categories.
And I thought Cindy McCain would definitely be a cunt, but not yet have a snatch. She's getting there though.,

FranIAm said...

This is delish - well, you know what I mean.

I like the way that you two collaborate.

karenzipdrive said...

Please note that the men are scarce in the comments department!
I think they're grossed out.

nonnie9999 said...

where's michele bachmann? not sure which she is, but i have no doubt that whichever it is, it's yeast-infested and malodorous.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Oh, wait--she is actually a woman?
I thought she was Lindsey Graham in drag. You never see those two together, and they both are creepy and crazy.
If Bachman is a woman, I'd go with cunt. I'm sure her vagina is far too dormant to be a snatch.
In fact, I bet she's got a Barbie vajayjay--just a plain plastic mound.

Sonia said...

Ms Zipdrive
should I assume snatch is same thing as C word ?
too bad I know half the people in the list :-(
S

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Why do yo hate women so much? ;0)

BrettinPDX said...

Cunts n' snatches.....hmmmmmm.... not sure these fingers have ever typed THAT combination of letters before....! While your faithful readers wait, breathlessly, for the appearance of Volume II, might I suggest a mirror image posting of "Dicks n' Pricks?"

Just as the IOC decided a few years ago to hold the Summer and Winter Games in alternate even years, so you could publish a "Dicks n' Pricks" blog post while exhaustively identifying, exploring/investigating,evaluating and sampling any upcumming "Cunts n' Snatches" posts.

Just a suggestion....

dguzman said...

All these women scare me.

Dusty said...
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Dusty said...

Bravo! Bravo KZ!!! You, dear woman, are so are awesome and I bow to your greatness sista! ;)

Rastamick61 said...

Amy and Courtney I think of as pussy though Courtney leans more towards cunt in a great nasty way. Coulter is a hole with balls. Old lady Bush is chasmesque as is Lady Equus of Windsor. Condi is a snarl. Palin a Kunt. Malkin is a snivelling twat and Anna Nicole I would best describe as a wet spot. Why guys wouldn'twant to comment on possibly the greatest of earth's offerings is beyond this guy !!! Hillary ? Maggie Thatcher ? Madonna ?

Karen Zipdrive said...

OMG Rasta, that made me laugh till my eyes watered!
Just know you made my gay pal Brett in PDX run from the room screaming in terror.
His sister used to be my partner, and I used to love mentioning to him how I'd seen her naked and done naughty things with her...many, many, many times.
:0

Distributorcap said...

where's michele bachmann? not sure which she is, but i have no doubt that whichever it is, it's yeast-infested and malodorous.

OMFG
this was the funniest post i have read in a long time.....

when does volume 2 come out?
what about the male version

and Malkin doesnt have a snatch - i could comment more but i think i would get in trouble

and WHEN has condi ever used hers?