Monday, April 27, 2009

Rick Perry: How Embarrassing For Us Texans



Just a week or two ago, Texas Governor Rick Perry made headlines with his ignorant statements about Texas maybe seceding from the nation.
Now he's made headlines again, asking the Feds to please, please, please send Texas a bunch of swine flu vaccine.
Now, I don't wish the swine flu on anyone, but...oh wait, yes I do.
I hope Perry gets it, and I hope he ends up with a snout and a curly tail to boot.
Just when Texas's most ignorant and arrogant resident George W. Bush fades blissfully into the background, why must that asshole Rick Perry pick up the slack?
Rick Perry: do us all a favor and just shut up.

10 comments:

A World Quite Mad said...

LOLz... I was wondering earlier today if Perry still wanted to secede since the CDC was sending agents down here to Texas. What an idiot. That man only does whatever will advance his political career. Most politicians are like that. They care nothing for causes, or for people, unless it serves their purpose.

Karen Zipdrive said...

The gall of him to think he could ask for vaccine from the Feds so soon after making his empty threats about seceding.
People like him have no shame or sense of irony- they are only in it for themselves and they don't care who knows it.
You see that scowl on his face?
That's his natural expression. He never smiles or laughs because I think he thinks it's makes him look gay.
And for closet gays like Perry, what's there to smile about?

Fran said...

We know Perry is a nutjob.... but he's sooooo easy to mock, people just can't resist.

nonnie9999 said...

the saddest thing about rethugs like governor goodhair is that they don't realize how asinine they look. they don't realize that when they strike their poses and try to act independent and macho, it only makes them look even wussier when they inevitably back down.

Lulu Maude said...

Such a fine likeness, right down to the testicle-wattles.

Randal Graves said...

Did I say swine flu vaccine? I meant hair care products.

- Rick P.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I hope that ass gets hoof in mouth disease.

bigsis said...

Talk about embarrassing, what about Susan Collins, the R from Maine who helped axe funding for pandemic preparation? She even bitched about the foolish cost of pandemic preparation in her blog HAHAHA The R's can't get it right no matter what they do.

Dada said...

As guv Perry said when the state trooper pulled him over ahead of his last reelection and caught the whole thing on his cruiser cam: "Can we all just get on down the road?" ('you little dickhead' - Dada's interpretation)

Yeh, man, rub that trooper's nose in it, but what a great reelection vid it made. After all, it's the talking point these days all over conservative radio stations, "In America, anyone could grow up to make it big time (like, in becoming the governor of Texas), "until three months ago" (when socialist Obama destroyed the whole nation, or course).

Dada in El Paso -- which is NOT in fucquein' Texas!

FranIAm said...

What a jerk.