Wednesday, July 29, 2009

If It's Tuesday, It Must Be
The Weekly GOP Cheater!

This week we give you Sen. Paul Stanley, a Tennessee lawmaker who resigned from the state Senate today after his extramarital affair with a 22-year-old intern was revealed by an investigation into an extortion case.
"Due to recent events, I have decided to focus my full attention on my family and resign my Senate seat effective August 10," Republican Stanley wrote in his resignation letter.

Whew, I was getting worried.
It was already noon on Tuesday, and no cheating GOP bastard was in sight. Finally this afternoon, our unzipped GOP scoundrel of the week has emerged.
The Party of No is quickly becoming the Party of 'Ho.

Thanks, Paul. Hope it was worth it, you miserable Tennessee cracker.


bigsis said...

The hypocrisy coming from the R's is too much to digest anymore. This looks like a sweet little family and there the pig sits with his corny Bill Cosby sweater on probably thinking about sex with his girlfriend.

nonnie9999 said...

he's a wifebeater, too! his first wife took out a restraining order against him. read all about it:

Karen Zipdrive said...

So he's a double scumbag.
The first wife also was an intern before he married her.

okjimm said...

gees.... I happened to think a bit... I haven't been laid in a long time.... maybe I should be a Republican instead of and Independant. Just a thought.

HelenWheels said...

"The party of Ho." Priceless. He sounds like a major asshole, alright. And an abuser? Glad he's out of there. Now if only the C Street nazis can be busted & removed from office, that would be a great start.

Lulu Maude said...

What's amazing (and depressing) is that any 22 year old would take a tumble with him.


Dusty said...

It was already noon on Tuesday, and no cheating GOP bastard was in sight. W00T! Gotta love these fuckwits, they give us something to cackle about..weekly! ;)