If It's Tuesday, It Must Be
The Weekly GOP Cheater!
This week we give you Sen. Paul Stanley, a Tennessee lawmaker who resigned from the state Senate today after his extramarital affair with a 22-year-old intern was revealed by an investigation into an extortion case.
"Due to recent events, I have decided to focus my full attention on my family and resign my Senate seat effective August 10," Republican Stanley wrote in his resignation letter.
Whew, I was getting worried.
It was already noon on Tuesday, and no cheating GOP bastard was in sight. Finally this afternoon, our unzipped GOP scoundrel of the week has emerged.
The Party of No is quickly becoming the Party of 'Ho.
Thanks, Paul. Hope it was worth it, you miserable Tennessee cracker.