Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Thanks, Eurotrash

I finally got those Eurotrash gypsy scoundrels to pay me back all the money they owed me. But of course when the guy gave me the final check today he said I was a bitch for being so rude and demanding about it.
I guess bitch in Espana means "generous soul who lent us $5,000."
Now I'm debating whether to write them a fuck you e-mail or just let it go.
I suppose they're already aware their 22-year-old son is a pantywaist mama's boy who can't wipe his ass without her permission, and that their 15-year-old daughter is a promiscuous whore with raging drug addiction who had to be shipped off to Spain before she got arrested, so what else is there to say?
That they lied about when they'd pay me back by more than five months? That I had to dig the money out of them like sifting through 5-day-old paella?
I think they know that.
Oh well, I guess a simple thank you was too much to expect.
But I got my money back, and that counts for something. :D


JimBob said...


Have you cashed the check???

Karen Zipdrive said...

Oh, baby, I deposited it within 10 minutes of getting it. And I wrote a big bold "FY" in the memo.

FranIAm said...

It is in the bank. Let go, they are gone.

My verification word is boills. May they get them. In bad places!

Karen Zipdrive said...

Hmm, I thought about just dropping it, but I was perseverating over it so much I decided to write the wife a letter and provide her with some of my impressions of the situation.
I guess after having to eat shit and be nice for half a year while I waited for them to pay me, I needed to vent a bit.

Lulu Maude said...


dguzman said...

Wait a minute--did I miss something? What happened? Were these the used-to-be-nice-people you were in business with?

Where the hell have I been that I missed this?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Dguz- turns out he's a wuss and she's a ballbuster. Both are liars.

bigsis said...

Zip, use this as a lesson to never again loan money (especially to gypsies) anymore. I'm extremely surprised you got one penny back. They're waiting for you to prove them right about your character.

If you haven't already, I'm with Fran, let it go and save your energy for the July 4th holiday!

Karen Zipdrive said...

Sis, I couldn't care less what they think about my character.
And I have let it go, but first I had to get in a final word, after having to swallow my words for six months.
They aren't worth another moment of my energy. Adios MoFo's.

JimBob said...

I don't suppose there's a chance we could see your "final word" in print, eh?

I'm sure it would be fun to read!

Karen Zipdrive said...
Suffice it to say, it was a fairly direct farewell message to someone who's apparently never had her inventory taken because everyone seems to fear her.
You met her, JimBob--she obviously considers herself visiting Spanish royalty.

Dusty said...

Holy Fuckamoly least you got walk away and enjoy your weekend. They will get their's if karma is any indication of just desserts.

Distributorcap said...

you got the bucks - let it go. now go have some AMERICAN wine on it