Monday, July 13, 2009

Liz Cheney Definitely Considering a Run for Office

Liz Cheney, the spawn of Satan, says she's definitely considering running for some political office.
Shocked? Me neither.
GOP progeny opportunists are as common as GOP men cheating on their wives.
What qualifies this dip for any office?
Well, daddy got her a law degree, and his pet Poodle George W. Bush gave her a swell job with the State Department.
Partisan political hackery is more than enough to qualify a Republican to gather votes from its lemming membership.
But wait!
With her daddy being eyed as the turd who directed the CIA to hide his secret program from Congress, and him facing a potential full investigation, will his likely downfall tarnish Lizzie's bona fides?
Well, assuming she has any legitimate bona fides, some people could watch video of Big Dick personally waterboarding Mother Teresa and still think he's a champion of The American Way, so it follows some nitwits will also support this shrill harpy.
A lot of American voters are fucking idiots who'll joyfully vote for Cheney's kid.
Just tell me who her Democratic opponent will be and where to send him or her a political donation.


Karen Zipdrive said...

I'd rather the dyke Cheney daughter run for office. Politics needs more sensible shoes and short haired women.

dguzman said...

Of COURSE she thinks she belongs in politics. Like father-thief, like daughter-thief.

Karen Zipdrive said...

...only her balls are bigger than her daddy's.

nonnie9999 said...

even if she finds a district where she can win without much effort, i think the rethugs might regret her being in the political spotlight. that allows dems to bring up her father over and over again, and that will help dems in other races, especially with all this shit coming out about deadeye dick.

Dusty said...

will his likely downfall tarnish Lizzie's bona fides? ~ We can only friggin hope KZ. She is a smart cookie, unlike Palin, and the Rethugs would love to have her in the fold and representing them in DC.

Karen Zipdrive said...

One more reason to investigate Dick and prosecute him for what we all know he did.
It would disgrace the entire Cheney family and keep Liz out of politics forever.
Do we really need another generation of these crooked Cheney mofo's?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Wait--"she's a smart cookie"?
Compared to whom, Sarah Palin?
If she was smart, she wouldn't be an apologist for her smarmy father OR a Republican.
Smart ass maybe, but smart?

Lulu Maude said...


Smart cookie means that she can speak in complete, if dishonest, direct sentences.

Dusty said...

Karen, you might not think of her as intelligent, but she is not an idiot. She has plenty to say and knows how to say it.

Saying she is intelligent and a smart cookie doesn't mean I like or believe her, but the people that are Rethugs at heart will like her much better than Sarah Palin. And I am not talking about the rightwing nutters..I am talking about the moderate to conservative Rethugs.

Karen Zipdrive said...

You have a point Dusty, the less insane GOP members probably do prefer her to Palin.
But her ridulous propaganda campaign to defend her father will end up dooming her own political aspirations once he's busted.
Guilt by association and all.

Dusty said...

If and when The Big Dick Cheney goes might affect her and her aspirations..but I bet not for long.

Voters have such short fucking memories.

Karen Zipdrive said...

If Cheney goes down, she'll be relegated to the Tricia and Julie Nixon trash heap for disgraced political progeny.