Liz Cheney Definitely Considering a Run for Office
Liz Cheney, the spawn of Satan, says she's definitely considering running for some political office.
Shocked? Me neither.
GOP progeny opportunists are as common as GOP men cheating on their wives.
What qualifies this dip for any office?
Well, daddy got her a law degree, and his pet Poodle George W. Bush gave her a swell job with the State Department.
Partisan political hackery is more than enough to qualify a Republican to gather votes from its lemming membership.
With her daddy being eyed as the turd who directed the CIA to hide his secret program from Congress, and him facing a potential full investigation, will his likely downfall tarnish Lizzie's bona fides?
Well, assuming she has any legitimate bona fides, some people could watch video of Big Dick personally waterboarding Mother Teresa and still think he's a champion of The American Way, so it follows some nitwits will also support this shrill harpy.
A lot of American voters are fucking idiots who'll joyfully vote for Cheney's kid.
Just tell me who her Democratic opponent will be and where to send him or her a political donation.