Recently Discovered Instant Messages Between John Ensign and Mark Sanford
BigJohn6969: Hey Mark, saw you online- you busy?
Marco Dulce: Hey John, whats up?
BigJohn6969: Certainly not me!
Marco Dulce: Yeah I feel you, brother. Our bedroom is as cold as a meat locker.
BigJohn6969: The wife won't forgive u?
Marco Dulce: LOL! Forgive me? She's got my johnson in a safety deposit box at the bank. She don't want it but she don't want any1 else to have it either.
BigJohn6969: I guess you heard about the "gifts" my daddy gave the pests, huh?
Marco Dulce: Yeah I wanna thank u for getting me off the front pages! LOL
BigJohn6969: Yeah and thank God for Sarah Palin and Michael Jackson LOLOLOL
Marco Dulce: No joke, man. RU still jonesing for your gal?
BigJohn6969: Big time! But her stupid husb is shaking me down for more $ every day. Well not me but my dad.
Marco Dulce: I'm hatching a great plan to get around the wife & kids. Maria's in Buenos Aries getting her hair dyed and her eyebrows trimmed and I'm fixin to move her to SC and hire her as our new "Mexican maid."
BigJohn6969: That's cold, man! Think the wife will buy it?
Marco Dulce: I doubt she'll care. All she does anymore is shop & spend my money.
BigJohn6969: I tried to kiss mine goodbye on the cheek the other day and she kneed me in the nuts.
Marco Dulce: She let you get that close? Mine makes me sleep in the Escalade out in the garage.
BigJohn6969: Oh shit i gotat go shes coming and im not supposed 2b on comp seeya