Monday, August 17, 2009

Tom "Bugman" Delay: LOLZ!

News today from ABC's Dancing With the Stars said disgraced former Republican Rep. and bug exterminator Tom Delay will be appearing on the hit dance competition show.
What can be said about this publicity desperate douche bag that hasn't already been said? How about a hearty horse laugh at his latest gig?
Maybe he can dance, having danced around the truth for so long.
The new season starts Monday, and I can't wait to watch that jackass doing the mambo in red satin and sequins.


bigsis said...

I wonder if Sara Evans is going to send a blast email out to get the "family values" crowd to vote for him. Someone call me if he falls down, otherwise, I don't want to hear about DWTS.

Lulu Maude said...

He'll probably fart loudly in the midst of his Big Finish.


Karen Zipdrive said...

He's hoping they have the chicken dance so he can score a 10.
And Big Sis, you know you're gonna watch just to see Bugman make an ass of himself.

nonnie9999 said...

i almost fell over when i heard this this afternoon! maybe he can get mothertucker carlson to coach him. i wonder which pro will have the misfortune to have him as a partner.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Perhaps Fucker Carlson will be his dance partner--it's not like Carlson has any paying gigs right now.