One of the creepiest animals I've ever seen is the nutria, a giant, rat-like creature with huge, Cheetoh colored teeth and a long, hairless tail.
They are scavengers, like city rats, and I saw a mess of them one night in Guadalajara, Mexico under a bridge. They scared me half to death and caused me to break into a gallop and scram out of the vicinity.
Imagine the hilarity when I spied a TV ad for Dove Deep Moisture lotion with "Nutria Moisture."
Eeuwww, do you think they actually use ground-up nutria, or was their branding department too lazy and lame to Google the word nutria?
Either way, I say ix-nay on Dove's icky sounding new lotion.