Monday, August 31, 2009

Chris Wallace Knocks It Out of the Park With Cheney Interview

Chris Wallace: Welcome to the show. Today we have the honor and privilege of interviewing Vice President Dick Cheney, who millions view as the man who kept us safe after 9/11.

CW: Thank you for being here, sir.
DC: Welcome.
CW: Would it be fair to say pending investigations against the CIA are politically motivated, sir?
DC: Yes.
CW: Thank you for keeping us safe after 9/11, sir.
DC: You're welcome.
CW: How would you rate your terms as Vice President, an A+, A or A-?
DC: That'll be in my book.
CW: I understand President Bush stopped listening to you in his second term. True?
DC: That'll be in my book.
CW: Oh, what a grand book that will be!
DC: Uh huh.
CW: It is safe to say we are no longer safe with a Democrat majority, sir?
DC: It would.
CW: Sir, we hear a lot about waterboarding. Was that practice really okay with you?
DC: It's, if you will, a very refreshing experience.
CW: Sir, some liberals disagree and actually call it torture.
DC: So?
CW: Sir, do you think Clinton's visit to North Korea set a dangerous precedent?
DC: I do.
CW: Do you think negotiating with terrorists is a bad idea?
DC: I do.
CW: Well, sir, I want to thank you so much for granting me a rare interview. I am looking forward to reading your book, and buying dozens of copies as gifts.
DC: Uh huh.


bigsis said...

CW: Is it correct to say, Lord Cheney, that I'm an obsequious ass licking dick wad?

DC: I guess so, but you did a shitty job of painting my house and you didn't even apologize.

nonnie9999 said...

CW: Sir, would you rather I spit or swallow?

DC: Fuck you, asshole, bend over!

Anonymous said...

I would love to ask that nitwit DC exactly they thought all the crap that he a Duba pulled was. Talk about a guy who has no touch with reality. I would love to hunt with DC--I would not miss with double 00.

Dusty said... BigSis and Nonnie's comments!

I just can not put myself in harms way and watch the interview..I have spent the better part of a day arguing with fucktards about Kennedy and I am spent, so to speak.

But I love the shit out of your post! ;)

Fran said...


Fran said...

nonnie is so fucking hilarious. whatever i came here to say is lost - coffee on my keyboard and laughter loud enough to wake up husband and child.

shit happens, as cheney would say. now bend over!

Distributorcap said...

i love nonnie (and fran and kz)
chris' dad must be SO proud of him