Bush Writes Haiku

Deficits are high
But fortunately I don't
know what that word means

Old folks want cheap drugs
I'll not be an enabler
Dad said drugs was bad

We killed them Saddams
Them boys was bad news for sure
Call taxidermist

WMD's
With all this bitching I hear
They act like I lied

When I's elected
Thought I'd get to play more golf
This job is full time!

Slipping in the Polls
I gotta get a new flack
Hello? Barcodeking?

I am so tired
I think I'll call Jenna up
to score me some crank