Thursday, July 31, 2003

The Vatican Speaks

With all the hubbub about gay marriage, the Pope donned one of his frilly dresses and issued a global campaign, calling same-sex marriages "gravely immoral."
After issuing his 12 page edict, he called together his favorite alter boys Giacomo and Giuseppe for his afternoon backrub and menage a trois.
Gravely immoral, my ex Catholic dyke lovin' ass.

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