Freezing Freakin' Nutty Weather

San Antonio is closed down today. The whole city is frozen into one big car wreck-causing iceberg. It's 28º outside, with an 18º chill factor.
School is out and workplaces are limiting themselves to essential personnel. No mammo today, I ain't driving two frozen freeways for that.
My cats are in two tightly rolled balls, wedged under the down comforter with no intentions of putting their pink paws on anything solid.
I am making soup today, and baking no-fat cornbread so the oven helps warm the coldest part of my house.
I don't know how you snowbirds handle this shit. This is just wrong. Wrong, I tell you.