Haiku Homage to Spacemonk Mike, for winning the song contest

Namaste Spacemonk
He's an action packed fella
Just like Lance Armstrong

Mike tries to stay fit
Skating, biking and much more
I smell liniment

Spacemonk eat no meat
He like that tofu and soy stuff
He dreams of brisket

He knows his music
He knows all the obscure stuff
Including ABBA

Mike's a peaceful guy
No war in Iraq for Mike
Godammit, Barcode

Mike's a college prof
He teaches avid students
How to give good blog

Mike is my soulmate
Just like me except for his
genitalia