Happy Monday Haiku

Winter's over now
At least in Texas it is
My lawn's green and tall

Tired of war talk
For now at least I'm tired
Until next shoe drops

another mammo
scheduled for the twentieth
here we go again

a skunk on my lawn
almost squirted me last week
stinky lil' bastard

James my big kitten
Got in some trouble today
chewing mini blinds

Bart my old kitty
He was good all weekend long
Too old to raise hell

Only four days till
Survivor comes on again
Hope I can hold out

Had chili last night
a low carb, no bean chili
how boring was that?

Mitsubushi ad
with the creepy chick car dance
yuck, it's on again