The Horny Boys of Survivor Part II

• Rob Cesternino, Home: Wantagh, NY. Age: 24 Job: Computer projects coordinator. Status: Single. Luxury Item: Magic eight ball. The token dork, Rob came unglued when the girls of the menses tribe flirted with him. His magic eight ball is magic only in that it answers in the affirmative who are the biggest morons in camp Tampaxi. His negotiation skills are wearing thin, because even these guys will eventually see through his goofy Opie of Mayberry routine.
• Roger Sexton, Home: Valencia, CA. Age: 56. Job: Vice president of a construction company. Status: Married. Luxury Item: Dog tags. This old macho guy was really good at directing the shelter building and barking out orders to the young, resentful bucks. His drill sergeant personality is pissing off all the pretty boys, so he'd better watch his firm but wrinkly ass.
• Matthew Von Ertfelda, Home: Washington, D.C. Age: 33. Job: Restaurant designer. Status: Single. Luxury Item: High school wrestling jacket. This guy is sneaky as hell. He's secretive, manipulative and probably lethal if cornered. He speaks fluent Chinese, which served to mesmerize poor Daniel into thinking he had an ally. If any of the other guys drop their keys, they better kick them to their cars, because bending over would be a bad idea with this dude. I have him figured for either a cover CIA operative or a butch queen.
• Alex Bell, Home: Los Angeles, CA. Age: 32 Job: Triathlon coach. Status: Single. Luxury Item: Triathlon '"finisher" medal. This guy is a dead ringer for Jeff Probst. He's very cute, has a winning personality and the other guys seem to like him. I am picking Alex as most likely to succeed in the men's tribe. That ain't saying much, but Alex is a winner.