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The day has arrived, when 16 sniveling weasels compete for a million bucks in Survivor Amazon.
The 90 minute premiere (CBS 7 central) pits the men against the women near the Rio Negro in Brazil.
The cast includes a male "rocket scientist" and a female deputy district attorney.
Ha! I like those odds already.
Featured on this edition will be Cayman alligators, piranhas, anacondas and sloths.
The animals on the Amazon are said to be pretty fierce, too.
The women's tribe is called Jaburu (Jabberjaws) and the men's is called Tambaqui (Tampaxi).
After the premier, I will post a review and my takes on the contestants.
Anyone who had never seen Survivor, this is your chance to get in on the ground floor.
BE THERE!