Friday, February 28, 2003

The Horny Boys of Survivor: Part I

Having watched the men make spectacles of themselves fawning over the cute chicks from the Jabberjaws tribe, I'm thinking they are 1 and 4 in the challenges for a reason.
Here's a rundown on the testosterone-laden Tampaxi tribe.
† Ryan Aiken, Home: Ellicott City, MD. Age: 24 Job: Model and actor. Status: Single. Luxury Item: Baseball bat and ball. The first voted off, Ryan was a cute but creepy little instigator.
• Dave Johnson, Home: Pasadena, CA. Age: 23 Job: Rocket scientist. Status: Single.
Luxury Item: Sketchbook and pencil. Dave is the Russell Crowe type in looks, but I have to wonder about a 23-year-old who calls himself a rocket scientist. At age 23, I'm thinking a rookie scientist, maybe. Boasting aside, he's a pretty level headed guy and liable to hang around for a while.
† Daniel Lue, Home: Houston, TX Age: 27 .Job: Tax accountant. Status: Single. Luxury Item: Magnetic rings. The second male voted off, Daniel had a crunchy outside and a creamy filling. Make that cream puff filling. May his malaria symptoms go into remission soon. Buh bye!
• Butch Lockley, Home: Olney, IL. Age: 50. Job: Principal. Status: Married. Luxury Item: School banner. The only butch thing about this dude is his name. He's they type who hides his ears and says, "Oh, golly gee" when the younger tribesmen are loudly lusting over the tribe cuties across the river. He's the token weenie.

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