Wednesday, October 05, 2005

I Hear the Distant Drums Pounding

Another RADAR.com Report
(they accurately called DeLay's Indictments)

The D.C. Rumor mill is thrumming with whispers that 22 indictments are about to be handed down on the outed-CIA agent Valerie Plame case.
The last time the wires buzzed this loud — that Tom DeLay would be indicted and would step down from his leadership post in the House — the scuttlebutters got it right.
Can it be a coincidence that the White House appears to be distancing President Bush from embattled aide Karl Rove?
“He’s been missing in action at more than one major presidential event,” a member of the White House press corps tells us.

If the word on the street is right a second time, we have a bit of advice for Rove: Go with vertical stripes, they’re way more slimming.

8 comments:

in.dog.neato said...

i think he should look into something with love handles attatched for easier handling from the rear...those hardened prisoners are gonna break Butterloaf over like a double barrel shotgun...

Karen Zipdrive said...

I think even the most hardened prison rapist will take one look at that wide, pink ass and ask the guards for a blindfold, a hit of Viagra and a barfbag.

dusty said...

LMAO..god KZ,the visual you gave me..i will be scarred for life..since he goes to federal prison he wont be doing time w/bubba..dammit..

Karen Zipdrive said...

Rest assured- there are plenty of ass crashers in Federal Prisons.
Sooner or later, some felonious, hopefully well-hung hero will end up pistoning between the business end of Rove's large, doughy haunches.

in.dog.neato said...

yeah...i can just see it now...Butterloaf pleading/threatening his would be boyfriend with "You have no idea who you're messing with." Yeah, Butterloaf, he does but...you're in prison. Identity doesn't mean jack squat.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Yeah and with Rove having 'W' tattooed on both butt cheeks, when they bend him over it'll say 'WOW.'

JimBob said...

LOL! You guys are bad! :-)

I'm gonna send Rove an email and tell him that Astroglide is WAY better than KY - just so he can stock up ahead of time.

Maybe I'll just snail mail him an economy-sized bottle, with a "Best Wishes" post card...

in.dog.neato said...

naah...send him a barrel of Liquid Silk. WAAAYYY better than Astroglide...