Nah- Cheney's Not a Crook...
An analysis released by a Democratic senator found that Vice President Dick Cheney's Halliburton stock options have risen 3,281 percent in the last year.
Sen. Frank Lautenberg (D-NJ) asserts that Cheney's options -- worth $241,498 a year ago -- are now valued at more than $8 million.
The former CEO of the oil and gas services juggernaut, Cheney has pledged to give proceeds to charity..."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Charity!